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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

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Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Yahya (Guest) on November 27, 2015

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2015

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

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Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

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🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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πŸ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

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Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

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Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

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πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

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😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

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πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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