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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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