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Kali za leo: Misemo ya kuchekesha na kuvunja mbavu

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1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga(gari), dirisha zinakuwa tinted!

2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate.

3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipiga picha ya passport inatokea full.

4. Ati(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.

5. Baba alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema sitaki hiyo imetoboka.

6.Wee mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakusalimia: Good evening.

7. Mko wengi kwa house mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.

8. Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaomba chumvi, fork na pilipili.

9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mgando.

10.Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint nyeusi.

11. Kwenyu mkikunywa maji mnaitisha toothpick

12. We ni mbishi hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi

13. Kwenu kuna insecurity ikifika usiku hadi geti mnaingiza ndani

14. Kwenu ni wengi sana hadi mmeweka round about ndani.

15. Wewe ni mlafi hadi maji uliyochemshia mayai unayafanya supu.

16. We ni mjinga sana hadi blood test ulifeli.

17. Una chogo refu hadi ukigeuka haraka unaweza kuliona.

18. Una kichwa kikubwa hadi ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anakwambia "abiria usiingie na mizigo, tunaweka juu kwenye carrier

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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 30, 2015

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 12, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Hekima (Guest) on August 31, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 31, 2015

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

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Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Raha (Guest) on July 17, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Mariam (Guest) on July 12, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Mashaka (Guest) on May 20, 2015

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Ahmed (Guest) on May 20, 2015

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

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πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

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πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

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