Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. π€£π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Hashim (Guest) on November 13, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 4, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2020
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Nassor (Guest) on November 1, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Fadhila (Guest) on October 23, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Mchawi (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Mchuma (Guest) on October 17, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Furaha (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 26, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Saidi (Guest) on September 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 1, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2020
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 6, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Latifa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Rahim (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2020
π Iβm dying over here!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 28, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Binti (Guest) on June 21, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 7, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 31, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Jaffar (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Mchuma (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Bahati (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Latifa (Guest) on January 11, 2020
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2020
π Canβt stop laughing!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 1, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 22, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!