Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇♀️
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖
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Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2020
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🤣 This joke is too good!
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🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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