What has an eye, but cannot see?

Khadija (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 8, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khatib (Guest) on December 24, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rahim (Guest) on December 23, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Leila (Guest) on December 20, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mashaka (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 13, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 27, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Rabia (Guest) on October 19, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on October 12, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 2, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Bahati (Guest) on September 30, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nahida (Guest) on September 21, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Juma (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Muslima (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ndoto (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Raha (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Bakari (Guest) on August 8, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Zakaria (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 8, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Faiza (Guest) on June 22, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Shani (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rahim (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Arifa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Asha (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nahida (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 16, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Safiya (Guest) on May 6, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖