Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! π π§΄
Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! πβ¨
Sofia (Guest) on November 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 4, 2020
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
John Malisa (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Zakaria (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 14, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 10, 2020
This joke deserves an award! π
Habiba (Guest) on October 5, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Shabani (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Maulid (Guest) on September 30, 2020
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Hashim (Guest) on September 16, 2020
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Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on July 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 16, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 8, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 2, 2020
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Rashid (Guest) on July 2, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 24, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Bahati (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Maida (Guest) on May 25, 2020
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Zulekha (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 30, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Azima (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π This one really got me!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 20, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
David Chacha (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Chum (Guest) on April 14, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Arifa (Guest) on April 14, 2020
π Can't stop laughing!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 10, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 23, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Halima (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 18, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Rukia (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Hawa (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 13, 2020
π Nailed it!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2020
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Khadija (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Masika (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Khatib (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£