What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! 🧹✨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 12, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Nashon (Guest) on January 6, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Shabani (Guest) on January 1, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Shamim (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Nyota (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Khamis (Guest) on November 25, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mohamed (Guest) on October 24, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 23, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 22, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Saidi (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Abubakar (Guest) on August 22, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Jabir (Guest) on August 16, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 31, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 25, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Fatuma (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 10, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Asha (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Zuhura (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Safiya (Guest) on May 22, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 13, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Mustafa (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mohamed (Guest) on April 9, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 1, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rabia (Guest) on March 28, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ndoto (Guest) on March 10, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Sekela (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Biashara (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 14, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Warda (Guest) on January 3, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 1, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Safiya (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Kassim (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Muslima (Guest) on December 1, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
😂 I’m dying!