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Status za Whatsapp za Wazungu na Wabongo

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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
πŸ‘‰sick
πŸ‘‰at movie
Β πŸ‘‰ in a meeting2
πŸ‘‰ kind of happy,, πŸ‘‰busy,,
πŸ‘‰available
πŸ‘‰Driving
πŸ‘‰sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

"Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

"Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa"

πŸ‘ŒKantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎢 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

πŸ‘ Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

πŸ’ͺ unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

πŸ™ˆ nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

πŸ˜” poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

πŸ’ͺ utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😑 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako ulowekaπŸ™ˆπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Halima (Guest) on February 9, 2017

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Maulid (Guest) on January 8, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 3, 2017

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 2, 2016

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Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Mohamed (Guest) on September 24, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 14, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Maimuna (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 14, 2016

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

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Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 30, 2016

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

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Grace Minja (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 12, 2016

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 11, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Azima (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 6, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 27, 2015

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Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Baridi (Guest) on November 1, 2015

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

James Mduma (Guest) on October 30, 2015

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 28, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 23, 2015

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

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John Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 8, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Kazija (Guest) on August 22, 2015

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2015

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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 22, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

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Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Maida (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 29, 2015

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Sumaya (Guest) on April 24, 2015

🀣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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