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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy

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Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;

MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au chumvi au pilipili?
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi
MZEE: Hakuna sukari
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime mkojo wangu kama nina kisukari, kumbe sina asante bwana mdogo
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