Jaffar (Guest) on October 20, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Umi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mashaka (Guest) on September 17, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mchawi (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Khadija (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Abdullah (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Wande (Guest) on August 17, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on July 27, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 24, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Arifa (Guest) on June 14, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mzee (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Makame (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nassar (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nasra (Guest) on March 30, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Juma (Guest) on March 30, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Zakia (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 7, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Sofia (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Faiza (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Arifa (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Amina (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Zainab (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 20, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Salum (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 17, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 9, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 14, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Fikiri (Guest) on August 4, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥