What kind of murderer has fiber?

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 13, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 8, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Neema (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Neema (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Azima (Guest) on May 20, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Bahati (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Habiba (Guest) on May 8, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mazrui (Guest) on April 30, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Shukuru (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 15, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Salma (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 1, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Baraka (Guest) on March 21, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mustafa (Guest) on March 9, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 25, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 12, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 24, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on January 4, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 31, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Athumani (Guest) on December 23, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Jaffar (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on November 28, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Sarafina (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 4, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Husna (Guest) on November 2, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 27, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 26, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 14, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Shabani (Guest) on October 6, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 6, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Wande (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪