What dies but never lives?

Husna (Guest) on August 2, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Salum (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Abdillah (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jafari (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nasra (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Abubakari (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zakaria (Guest) on May 19, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Nuru (Guest) on May 19, 2021

😂 So funny!

Salima (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Khamis (Guest) on May 3, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 18, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mazrui (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kahina (Guest) on December 28, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 20, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 20, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 28, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰