What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 11, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 6, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 4, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Omari (Guest) on October 17, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Amani (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 7, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 20, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 13, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 9, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 20, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Fikiri (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Habiba (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 2, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 27, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 18, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 3, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Hawa (Guest) on June 2, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zakaria (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 23, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

John Mushi (Guest) on May 22, 2021

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 8, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Jabir (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Kheri (Guest) on March 27, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Ahmed (Guest) on March 15, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 8, 2021

😂 So funny!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 24, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 21, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanais (Guest) on February 12, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khalifa (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 3, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂