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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
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Zakaria (Guest) on June 27, 2019

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Nashon (Guest) on June 11, 2019

🀣 Hii imewaka moto!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2019

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 3, 2019

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

John Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2019

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Raha (Guest) on February 13, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Nashon (Guest) on January 20, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 27, 2018

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2018

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 19, 2018

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 10, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2018

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Ann Awino (Guest) on June 20, 2018

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 11, 2018

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Sumaya (Guest) on June 10, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 22, 2018

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Muslima (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2018

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

John Kamande (Guest) on December 12, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 5, 2017

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2017

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

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Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 17, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Khamis (Guest) on September 30, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 1, 2017

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 31, 2017

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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 12, 2017

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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

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