Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Nahida (Guest) on September 29, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Masika (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Yusra (Guest) on September 12, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 9, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Jafari (Guest) on August 9, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Omar (Guest) on August 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 1, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 1, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 27, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 9, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 30, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 25, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 20, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Zakia (Guest) on June 14, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Hassan (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Saidi (Guest) on June 11, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Asha (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 13, 2022
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Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on April 19, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Hassan (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 21, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 19, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on February 4, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Sofia (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ