A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. 🕸️😄
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 8, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2022
😄 Too good!
Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Chum (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Abubakar (Guest) on September 16, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Omari (Guest) on August 30, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Nchi (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
George Tenga (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 9, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
John Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Rahim (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Sultan (Guest) on July 13, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2022
😆 That punchline!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 27, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Kiza (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mustafa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Nyota (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Mzee (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Chiku (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 13, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 22, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Ali (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 16, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Safiya (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴