Short Answer: A "Door!" 🚪
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! 🦸♀️🚪🚶♀️
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😄 You got me good!
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 20, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 8, 2022
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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 8, 2022
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Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2022
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George Wanjala (Guest) on July 27, 2022
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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2022
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Daudi (Guest) on January 8, 2022
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Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 4, 2022
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Thanks Ackyshine
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆