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MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜’
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.πŸ‘΅πŸ˜·
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".πŸ‘΄πŸ˜‘
MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"πŸ‘™πŸ’
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")πŸ‘΄πŸ˜·πŸ˜·
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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 27, 2019

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Chum (Guest) on May 11, 2019

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Omari (Guest) on April 25, 2019

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

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πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 9, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 8, 2019

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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 13, 2017

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John Lissu (Guest) on October 20, 2017

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Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 10, 2017

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Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 1, 2017

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Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 16, 2017

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

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