Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! π¦π
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 15, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Rabia (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on October 1, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Masika (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Nuru (Guest) on September 12, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Jabir (Guest) on September 11, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 26, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 23, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Kazija (Guest) on August 16, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Rahim (Guest) on August 15, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 3, 2023
π This is a keeper!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 24, 2023
π Perfect joke!
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 22, 2023
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Athumani (Guest) on June 28, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mgeni (Guest) on June 21, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Warda (Guest) on June 19, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 11, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Omar (Guest) on June 4, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Bahati (Guest) on May 30, 2023
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
George Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 14, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Maimuna (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Safiya (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Husna (Guest) on April 1, 2023
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 30, 2023
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 28, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 13, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 10, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 24, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Sharifa (Guest) on February 14, 2023
π Instant mood boost!
Saidi (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Shani (Guest) on January 27, 2023
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Mazrui (Guest) on January 27, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 25, 2023
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 23, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 11, 2023
π Mood instantly lifted!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Rukia (Guest) on January 2, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on December 31, 2022
π This is too funny!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 27, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on November 23, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on November 22, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Salum (Guest) on November 20, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Azima (Guest) on November 2, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ