Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 20, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Farida (Guest) on July 31, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Nashon (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Sofia (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Zuhura (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2023
😄 What a joke!
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Salum (Guest) on February 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 1, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Daudi (Guest) on January 21, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 9, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Makame (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!