Faiza (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 20, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rehema (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Shamsa (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Yahya (Guest) on August 18, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Issa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Halima (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Masika (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on July 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Hawa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwanais (Guest) on July 6, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Amina (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

George Tenga (Guest) on July 2, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mohamed (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Mashaka (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zainab (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nahida (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Yusuf (Guest) on April 28, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 25, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 17, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mgeni (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ndoto (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on February 5, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯