Where do baby pens spend their day?

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Issa (Guest) on September 17, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Zawadi (Guest) on September 16, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Zulekha (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zakia (Guest) on August 21, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 18, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 13, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 7, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 1, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 26, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

James Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 17, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Chum (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Amani (Guest) on July 5, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Shamim (Guest) on June 14, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Omar (Guest) on June 12, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 8, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Biashara (Guest) on April 22, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 19, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jafari (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 24, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 18, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ahmed (Guest) on February 11, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 7, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 7, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Ndoto (Guest) on February 5, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 18, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 9, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Yusra (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Bahati (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Baraka (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Issack (Guest) on December 12, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nassar (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kahina (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sharifa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Latifa (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 11, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚