What kind of murderer has fiber?

Khatib (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Sumaya (Guest) on November 8, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 7, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 15, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Issa (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

John Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 24, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 20, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Amani (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yusuf (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Raha (Guest) on July 21, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Hekima (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Shukuru (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Arifa (Guest) on May 23, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Ahmed (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 19, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

John Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 8, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Sekela (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Baraka (Guest) on March 3, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Halima (Guest) on February 27, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Chiku (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 15, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Jamila (Guest) on February 5, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Maneno (Guest) on January 24, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Aziza (Guest) on January 14, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rubea (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 25, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Neema (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bakari (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 3, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

James Mduma (Guest) on November 2, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚