Answer: A needle! π§΅
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! ππ
Zakia (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 22, 2023
π So funny!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 13, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Mwanais (Guest) on October 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 2, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 25, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on September 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Tabu (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 3, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Zubeida (Guest) on July 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 20, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2023
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Nyota (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2023
π You totally won the internet today!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 11, 2023
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Nuru (Guest) on May 31, 2023
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Baridi (Guest) on May 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Nasra (Guest) on May 5, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Wande (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2023
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Maida (Guest) on March 29, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2023
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Jamila (Guest) on March 25, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Neema (Guest) on March 25, 2023
π I needed that laugh!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Amani (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 5, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 27, 2023
π€£ Sending this now!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Amani (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Mchuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Saidi (Guest) on February 10, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 9, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 20, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 17, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 30, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 29, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 25, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ