Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Yusra (Guest) on November 13, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Zulekha (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 18, 2023
😆 That punchline!
Arifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 26, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Abdillah (Guest) on September 19, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Maulid (Guest) on September 17, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Fadhili (Guest) on September 13, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 29, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 19, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 17, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 27, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Leila (Guest) on June 22, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Raha (Guest) on June 20, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 17, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Amina (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 8, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nahida (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 28, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Issa (Guest) on May 6, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Shamim (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Nahida (Guest) on March 28, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 21, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mzee (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 23, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 18, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Salum (Guest) on January 9, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Zubeida (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 13, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️