What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 3, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on October 18, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 17, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Azima (Guest) on October 15, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Abdillah (Guest) on October 11, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 6, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 4, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 4, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

David Chacha (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 20, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 16, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Chum (Guest) on September 9, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 26, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Khamis (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mariam (Guest) on August 1, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Fatuma (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Azima (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Faiza (Guest) on July 16, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 6, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Fatuma (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 3, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 17, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 15, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

James Kimani (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on May 7, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 30, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2023

😄 You got me!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 26, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 20, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mashaka (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 31, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Omar (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Rahma (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sultan (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️