MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. ππ
Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti
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