Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert?
A: Mice cream! 🍨🐭
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 15, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 8, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Mazrui (Guest) on February 28, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Kheri (Guest) on February 6, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 1, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 6, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅