What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! 🐦❤️
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Saidi (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 19, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 11, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Jaffar (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Amir (Guest) on December 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Bahati (Guest) on November 29, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 24, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Husna (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 15, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 12, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Tabu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Leila (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
James Malima (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Jafari (Guest) on October 4, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Nassar (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 3, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Halima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Shamim (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
John Malisa (Guest) on June 26, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 24, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Ndoto (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 25, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Ndoto (Guest) on April 17, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 2, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
Husna (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Sarafina (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭