Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Explanation: ๐ฅ๐ท In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. ๐ฝ๐ฅ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 1, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Baridi (Guest) on March 20, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 10, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on March 8, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 7, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 11, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on February 2, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on January 15, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ