Which bus crossed the ocean?

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 24, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwanais (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

George Tenga (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

John Malisa (Guest) on September 27, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 19, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2015

😄 You got me!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jabir (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Kiza (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Daudi (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nuru (Guest) on July 27, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Latifa (Guest) on July 5, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mchuma (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Hamida (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

George Tenga (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Yusuf (Guest) on June 14, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Bahati (Guest) on June 10, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

David Chacha (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Umi (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 26, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 8, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 9, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on March 27, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Maneno (Guest) on February 16, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 14, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉