What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 20, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 18, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Athumani (Guest) on March 29, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 28, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 26, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Bakari (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 4, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on February 27, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Bakari (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 28, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Arifa (Guest) on January 23, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nashon (Guest) on December 19, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Baraka (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 26, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Neema (Guest) on October 22, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Halima (Guest) on October 11, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 4, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Kassim (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 24, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

George Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mchuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mgeni (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 25, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Kassim (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Abubakar (Guest) on May 1, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 28, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jabir (Guest) on April 26, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Kiza (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 22, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰