A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Salima (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
John Mushi (Guest) on March 8, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Habiba (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 4, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 2, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 27, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Tambwe (Guest) on February 25, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Wande (Guest) on February 6, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Sharifa (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 24, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
John Malisa (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 17, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Nasra (Guest) on November 11, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
James Kimani (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Shukuru (Guest) on October 22, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Baridi (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Fatuma (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Furaha (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 7, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
James Kimani (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 16, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Asha (Guest) on July 29, 2015
😄 You got me!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 8, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Nahida (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Khatib (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Salima (Guest) on June 2, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 10, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Baraka (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️