Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Maneno (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 10, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 1, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Amir (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Sumaya (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 15, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Ahmed (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Saidi (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mariam (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Amani (Guest) on October 10, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Daudi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Omar (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Fadhila (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Asha (Guest) on August 15, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Maimuna (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 29, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Halima (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 15, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 6, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Jamal (Guest) on June 28, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Binti (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Khamis (Guest) on June 2, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Husna (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Selemani (Guest) on May 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
Neema (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸