Answer: A title wave! 🌊📚
Explanation: When you throw a lot of books into the ocean, you get a play on words involving a "title" wave instead of a tidal wave. It's a fun and creative way to combine the idea of books and the ocean, resulting in a humorous pun. The emoji adds to the cheerful and lighthearted tone of the response.
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Maneno (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 29, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Rukia (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Jamal (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 4, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Nahida (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Fadhili (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 22, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Latifa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Shamim (Guest) on January 7, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mzee (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 27, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on December 13, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Omari (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Jamila (Guest) on December 2, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Hekima (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
David Chacha (Guest) on November 19, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 25, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Shani (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Tabu (Guest) on October 10, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 6, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Rashid (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 2, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Azima (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 17, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Yusra (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mustafa (Guest) on June 28, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 30, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mgeni (Guest) on May 1, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Yusra (Guest) on April 30, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
David Chacha (Guest) on April 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 4, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 24, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔