Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 3, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 1, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 5, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 22, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Nahida (Guest) on February 23, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
George Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 23, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Kahina (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Furaha (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Fikiri (Guest) on September 20, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Baridi (Guest) on August 31, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 1, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 29, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Masika (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 19, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Shamim (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 5, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Maida (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐