What do a car and an elephant have in common?

George Mallya (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Saidi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 20, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

David Chacha (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 18, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Issack (Guest) on February 15, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 2, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 29, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 29, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Raha (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 10, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Kahina (Guest) on December 2, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Aziza (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Shabani (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Juma (Guest) on October 29, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on October 17, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mariam (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Shani (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Salum (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Shabani (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 27, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Abubakari (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 15, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 8, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 4, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

James Kimani (Guest) on May 25, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 14, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 9, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 2, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭