🚗🐘 They both have trunks! 🐘🚗
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🤩
George Mallya (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Saidi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
David Chacha (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 18, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Issack (Guest) on February 15, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 2, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 29, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Raha (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Kahina (Guest) on December 2, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
Aziza (Guest) on November 20, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Shabani (Guest) on November 20, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Juma (Guest) on October 29, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Jabir (Guest) on October 17, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mariam (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Shani (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Salum (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Shabani (Guest) on September 10, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Abubakari (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 15, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 8, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
James Kimani (Guest) on May 25, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 9, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
John Lissu (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 2, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭