Short Answer: "You're a hoot and I'm owl yours! 🦉❤️"
Explanation: The owl said this to his sweetheart as a playful and punny way of expressing his love. By using the word "hoot," which is often associated with owls, and the phrase "I'm owl yours," the owl is showing affection while adding a touch of humor. The owl emoji 🦉 adds a fun visual representation of the conversation.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Zainab (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Sultan (Guest) on March 13, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Maneno (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Juma (Guest) on February 24, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Husna (Guest) on February 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Saidi (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Issack (Guest) on January 22, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 18, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 8, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 2, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Rehema (Guest) on December 18, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Rashid (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 19, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 13, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 10, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 5, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Saidi (Guest) on October 16, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Ahmed (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on September 9, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 31, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mariam (Guest) on July 30, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Hekima (Guest) on June 28, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Aziza (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Omar (Guest) on March 29, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️