What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Zainab (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Sultan (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Maneno (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Juma (Guest) on February 24, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Husna (Guest) on February 16, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Saidi (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Issack (Guest) on January 22, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 18, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 8, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 2, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rehema (Guest) on December 18, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Rashid (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 2, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 19, 2015

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 10, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 5, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Saidi (Guest) on October 16, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Ahmed (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 13, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sharifa (Guest) on September 9, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 23, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 31, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mariam (Guest) on July 30, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Hekima (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Aziza (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Omar (Guest) on March 29, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️