What’s the smartest insect around?

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 24, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

James Kimani (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Khalifa (Guest) on July 21, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 3, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Zainab (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 28, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jamal (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Sumaya (Guest) on May 12, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 8, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

David Chacha (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Khamis (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Zakia (Guest) on March 23, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mzee (Guest) on March 15, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Binti (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 7, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 25, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mohamed (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 21, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 20, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 3, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Ndoto (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on December 26, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 4, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Fikiri (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨