Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Rahma (Guest) on August 23, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 9, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Makame (Guest) on July 22, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
John Malisa (Guest) on July 13, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on June 28, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Mzee (Guest) on May 22, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on May 5, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Faiza (Guest) on May 1, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Farida (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 9, 2024
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Zuhura (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 26, 2024
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Rehema (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on March 10, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Salum (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 10, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 8, 2024
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Mgeni (Guest) on February 5, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
George Mallya (Guest) on February 1, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on January 24, 2024
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Husna (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Zakia (Guest) on January 9, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Jabir (Guest) on January 2, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Hashim (Guest) on January 2, 2024
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Neema (Guest) on December 23, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
Shabani (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Fadhili (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Muslima (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Baridi (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Kheri (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 14, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 26, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 20, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 12, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Juma (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Khamis (Guest) on July 24, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2023
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Tabu (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Sharifa (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 7, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Amina (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on June 21, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐