Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 10, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Fadhili (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Amina (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Makame (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Selemani (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 15, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 10, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 9, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
James Kimani (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Farida (Guest) on October 7, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Abubakari (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 5, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 17, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 14, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Zainab (Guest) on July 19, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 22, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Fadhili (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Salma (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 22, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Issa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ