Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 10, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Fadhili (Guest) on January 29, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Amina (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Makame (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Mariam (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Zuhura (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Salima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Selemani (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 20, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 9, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Hekima (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
James Kimani (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Farida (Guest) on October 7, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Abubakari (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 5, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 18, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 17, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 14, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Zainab (Guest) on July 19, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Sarafina (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 22, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
James Kimani (Guest) on June 19, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Fadhili (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Salma (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 12, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 22, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 17, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Issa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼