Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 4, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Binti (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 27, 2016
π This just made my day!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 21, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 19, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Mhina (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Zubeida (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Mariam (Guest) on September 4, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 23, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Nuru (Guest) on August 5, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Shabani (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Masika (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Sekela (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 16, 2016
π Iβm dying!
Nasra (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Rukia (Guest) on June 6, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 3, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Umi (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Zuhura (Guest) on April 30, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 29, 2016
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Shukuru (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 11, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 1, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 26, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 24, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Masika (Guest) on March 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 18, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 9, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Zulekha (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 20, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Ali (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ