Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Hamida (Guest) on March 29, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 14, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Jamila (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Omari (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nasra (Guest) on December 20, 2016
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on December 8, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Fadhila (Guest) on December 2, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Omari (Guest) on November 16, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Josephine (Guest) on November 5, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Leila (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 21, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Mazrui (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
David Chacha (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Juma (Guest) on August 22, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 11, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Bahati (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Majid (Guest) on May 30, 2016
๐ What a joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 26, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Faiza (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 10, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016
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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐