Azima (Guest) on February 19, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 8, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Salma (Guest) on February 5, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 3, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sekela (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Zawadi (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Bakari (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Husna (Guest) on January 7, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on December 14, 2016

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Warda (Guest) on December 9, 2016

😄 Too good!

Jamal (Guest) on December 5, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rahim (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 30, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 28, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 19, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 1, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

David Chacha (Guest) on September 17, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Furaha (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Shani (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Baridi (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Binti (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 28, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 26, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Asha (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Wande (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 1, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 7, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Khamis (Guest) on May 21, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Majid (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mgeni (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Warda (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 28, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 12, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2016

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 3, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 15, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆