Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Maida (Guest) on February 7, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mchuma (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Ali (Guest) on February 1, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Hamida (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Kassim (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Jamila (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Ali (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Athumani (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Kazija (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2016
😂 So funny!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Kazija (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Fatuma (Guest) on November 11, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Chiku (Guest) on October 30, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Fatuma (Guest) on October 19, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Kahina (Guest) on October 5, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Zuhura (Guest) on October 5, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 1, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 28, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mariam (Guest) on September 8, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Khadija (Guest) on August 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Maida (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Athumani (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 15, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Mariam (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
John Mushi (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Rahma (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 27, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Shamsa (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 3, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Makame (Guest) on May 1, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Jaffar (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Khamis (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Nasra (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼