What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Salma (Guest) on November 9, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Amina (Guest) on October 31, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Maneno (Guest) on October 13, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Rahma (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Amina (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nassor (Guest) on September 15, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kahina (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 28, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khatib (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Leila (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Zakia (Guest) on July 18, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Omari (Guest) on July 11, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 9, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

James Mduma (Guest) on June 19, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jamila (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sekela (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Habiba (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Binti (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Halima (Guest) on April 28, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Daudi (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mohamed (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Shamsa (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Kiza (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 28, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 23, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 11, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Hawa (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on February 24, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 21, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 10, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rukia (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 3, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃