What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

John Malisa (Guest) on January 4, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 9, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on November 29, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 21, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Khalifa (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sarafina (Guest) on October 8, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Wande (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Latifa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 9, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Hashim (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Habiba (Guest) on August 11, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 9, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nchi (Guest) on July 22, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 20, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mzee (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 23, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rukia (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 20, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Leila (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sekela (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jabir (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 1, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂