Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
John Malisa (Guest) on January 4, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Shukuru (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 9, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 2, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Salma (Guest) on November 29, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 21, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Khalifa (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 19, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Sarafina (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Wande (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Latifa (Guest) on September 19, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 9, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Hashim (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Habiba (Guest) on August 11, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nchi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mzee (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nahida (Guest) on July 14, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 23, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Rukia (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 20, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 5, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Leila (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Sekela (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Jabir (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂