Short Answer: A "Door!" ๐ช
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช๐ถโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Jabir (Guest) on October 5, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Khatib (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Makame (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 6, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Yahya (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 24, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 2, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 31, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on July 25, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 28, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Rahim (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Baraka (Guest) on June 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Chum (Guest) on May 26, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Halimah (Guest) on April 19, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Nassar (Guest) on April 18, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on March 30, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 28, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 20, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Rukia (Guest) on March 19, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Hawa (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Abubakar (Guest) on March 7, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Safiya (Guest) on February 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป