Answer: Lemon-ade! ππ₯€
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ππ
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Maimuna (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 31, 2016
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 29, 2016
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Raha (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Josephine (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 19, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 18, 2016
π I needed that laugh!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Zakaria (Guest) on October 9, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2016
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Latifa (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 13, 2016
π Too good!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Farida (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Yusra (Guest) on August 5, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Faiza (Guest) on July 7, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2016
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Nyota (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2016
π Laughing so hard right now!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 20, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Salum (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 8, 2016
π Best laugh of the day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 7, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Zawadi (Guest) on April 12, 2016
π Iβm still cracking up!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Amir (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Rashid (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Zawadi (Guest) on March 12, 2016
π I had to share this with everyone!
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Muslima (Guest) on February 21, 2016
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ